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Just say “it looks so perfect I thought it couldn’t be natural.”

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No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

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The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

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yeah easy out

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And im over here going… did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

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This is the proper answer, it’s a win win either way

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If you present as a woman, whether you’ve got a dick or not, Selma approves!

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“Your nose, it’s too perfect!”

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‘well I’m going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out…’

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This will actually work. After a look around her, sit back down and smile. “You must’ve had a great surgeon. I can’t tell.”

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Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.

If you’re wrong, they won’t likely be as self conscious.

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Good advice,

“Oh I didn’t know you transitioned, what’s it like to not have a penis anymore?” Works every time.

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