20 points

Makes sense now why every company always has some deep fried 10 second loop hold music…

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The other day I had called a company… They had a music playlist of different elevator musics… I was on hold for well over an hour… No song repeated.

I don’t know if I should be impressed that there was no repeats… or if I should be scared to ever do more business with them since it’s clear they thought about putting people on hold for longer than an hour.

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I was once on hold with zoom for over 2 hours. I think they were very upset with me that I persisted. In the end they were zero help.

This comic is about zoom.

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My high school had a CD player of hold music that played, it was stupidly easy to find. We stole the CD of musik and replaced it with one by Black Sabbath. That was a good day.

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15 points

sounds like they messed with Louis Rossman

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God I love the Cisco Call Manager default hold music and I don’t know why. I don’t mind holding at all when it’s this.

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It’s called “Opus Number 1”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-SIManm_Qo

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4 points

Such a banger

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So that’s why Noctilucent is no longer on Eco Virtual’s bandcamp. I thought some vaporwave fan had just yoinked the track and stuck it in the hold music playlist for shits and giggles. I didn’t realize that Noctilucent is basically a trimmed-down copy of Opus Number 1.

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79 points

Out of date tbh - It’s never a labyrinthine phone tree anymore, it’s a “natural speech” based menu that can never help with more than the most basic inquiries like “how much is my bill?” and still stubbornly refuses to put you in the queue for a real person.

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17 points

Speak to a representative. “Sorry I didn’t understand that”

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The worst is when they phrase the response as if there was just some slight, funny misunderstanding on the part of the machine; “Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that! Did you want to…”

For some reason that one really drives my ire.

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16 points

I’ve got a worse one than that- a fake typing sound effect. I’ve heard that one more than once.

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29 points

Sometimes cursing will get you connected to a human.

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I’m my experience it’ll just hang up

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It doesn’t even take swearing for some of them - I had one earlier this week that hung up on me when I tried pressing zero to see if that got me anywhere. Touchier than humans.

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18 points

I’ve found that “new customer” sometimes gets you a human quicker…

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3 points

Like how the registration button is always easier to find on a website vs the login button?

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13 points

Love to scream at my phone because the fucking robot can’t understand me.

Key presses are so simple! Why do I have to talk to the dumb fucking robot?!

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It’s astounding how universal this hatred is. No one likes these things except the people who think it saves on labor costs (which, does it even? they’re replacing a menu that was already automated…)

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25 points

Pro tip: If you start yelling the robot will forward you to a real person. I personally just yell my McDonalds order

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Specifically if you start yelling swear words

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