Haven’t dated since Chapo subreddit got banned (related circumstances) and haven’t been keeping up with the social dogma anymore.

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My girlfriend of 6 months asked “what’s Hexbear” and I immediately changed the subject

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Lie, lie, lie and if they catch you, lie some more. I never met this hexbear. Never

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Muddy the waters by making counter accusations. Call them a tankie

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Create and print a hexbear sticker and put in her purse when’s she not looking. And when she sees it say, “clearly, you were projecting”

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none. you don’t need a date first to tell people about hexbear. the fact that you’re not just shouting about us on street corners is revisionary

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Instead of a scarlet letter I just wear a sandwich board that says “i use hexbear” and ring a bell. Accomplishes the same thing.

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Sandwich board with a giant PPB on it

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38 points

I changed my name to Hexbear so I’d have an excuse to bring it up to everyone I ever meet, anyone who hasn’t done this is a

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33 points

Mine is still Chapo Dot Chat, unfortunately

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33 points

“Chapo? Like the drug dealer?”

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30 points

finally! we’ve found the one real leftist on this site

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25 points

The first thing I tell anyone I meet is . Second is hexbear.

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was waiting until my tenth wedding anniversary but I’ve put it off until the twentieth

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31 points

Wise bear. They might just be deep undercover.

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79 points

I don’t use my name on tinder, I use my fucking Hexbear handle and PFP

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https://tinder.com/@Ho_Chi_Chungus

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54 points

I’m sorry, I didn’t commit to the bit that hard. I am an inferior poster

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It’s better this way. If the account existed, I would have assumed you and Biggs were feds

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i told my partner about it a few months ago and now they bully me for being terminally online so proceed with caution

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Twist ending, your partner is also on Hexbear but they know not to tell anyone

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And they’re bullying you here too.

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16 points

It’s me. Spectre you’re a lib.

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21 points

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Based partner

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