I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
i don’t remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you’re the next Unidan, but maybe don’t turn into a toxic dick like he did.
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.
I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.
C’mon guys tell us where you cum
I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.