258 points

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

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Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

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41 points

Make that two

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🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

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11 points

We’re going to the moon guys!

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11 points

Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

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11 points

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

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Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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5 points

Start an OF for her

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Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

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big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

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AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

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No, not here, please.

Not even ironically.

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i don’t remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.

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Who was hitrecordjoe?

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4 points

Unidan!

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u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember

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Hey it’s @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!

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If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan

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good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

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Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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I need an autograph now!

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Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you’re the next Unidan, but maybe don’t turn into a toxic dick like he did.

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Oh, hi. Didn’t know you were around here. Big fan.

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121 points

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I’m not a failure.

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17 points

We got you buddy

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I’d say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

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Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

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I wonder what happened to them

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66 points

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

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My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those “broke my arms”, “swamps of dagobah” or “cockroache imaginary girlfriend” stories.

C’mon guys tell us where you cum

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The lamp that looks odd…

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I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

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9 points

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

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and we still don’t know if he had a good time that weekend

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I’m pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you’ve never heard of it? I’m not surprised.

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