71 points

It looks like some high school kids made it in shop class after they learned how to bend sheet metal.

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You’re not even joking.

Back in the early 2010’s my engineering team in HS built an electric Hummer, looks basically the same as a cyber truck but with more diamond plate.

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24 points

It looks like a drawing my 5yo would do if I asked him to draw a truck.

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7 points

Sorry to hear about your five year old’s broken hands.

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68 points

tolerances aside this thing looks like complete shit

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It’s ugly and aggressive like a G-wagon. It’s gonna be a suburban status symbol like a Hummer or Gladiator, not a work vehicle becaue turns out, there is barely a market for armored pickup. Maybe it’s musk’s Boer DNA that inspired this though. He should ask his South African friend if he can license the anti-carjacking flamethrower from them.

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i like the g-wagon :(

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Flat panels are the easiest to model and render

they gotta be the easiest to manufacture too, right?

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52 points

They lack rigidity in flat areas from the lack of contouring, so need to use a thicker gauge material to to keep panels stiff. You can even see the unintended curvature in the door panels

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57 points

Elon Musk wondering why engineers use arches in construction and concluding it’s because they’re old-fashioned fuddy duddies

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Elon Musk showing Tesla engineers the car he designed on poly bridge

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Yea, and also, like - the human eye is incredibly good at noticing any deviation from perfectly flat, especially if you’re talking about a semi-reflective bare-metal surface. Any little imperfection will immediately draw your eye because light bounces off it weird. There’s a reason every car manufacturer ever only evokes the sense of flatness, but usually incorporates some more complex bends, light lines, stuff that both serves stability functions, helps when the panel will inevitably contract or extend due to thermal differences annnnd makes you not see little imperfections in the geometry as easily.

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Large flat surfaces also create a shitton of drag, which makes driving at high speeds a pain in the ass.

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62 points

Wonder how blinding this thing will be when driving behind it while the sun is shining.

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Oh fuck, I hadn’t thought of that before. It’s like a lifted truck with a chrome bumper at eye level (I drive an affordable sedan), but it’s the whole fucking thing.

Maybe the accidentally convex side panels will start fires.

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A mobile Archimedes platform

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10 points

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It’s going to be a road hazard and I imagine (hope) people will start vandalizing them

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Don’t worry folks, the NTSB would never allow dangerous vehicles on public roads

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60 points

the single ugliest car I have ever seen. my FIL showed me a picture when it was first revealed and I burst out laughing at the 90’s video game car. he was very disgruntled, turned out he actually liked it lol

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Ahh so the target market for this truck is middle aged men?

I’m sorry but getting a Tesla cybertruck has to be the most uncool mid life crisis ever. What happened to motorcycles and sports cars?

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