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I open my eyes and wake up from the nightmare.

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"God damnit, not again. " Proceeds to get broom and dust pan

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Wait, how many vampires have died in your house?

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Maybe steal a pinch or two and call 911. Eat some ashes with some mushrooms later.

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What the… are you trying to become a vampire too or just a weird cannibal?

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Option A. I mean if they have cool powers I’ll take some.

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I would proceed to the kitchen and pour me a whiskey.

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“Would any of the rest of you like to try the garlic canapés with holy water based dressing?”

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Oh right, electrolyte water + blessing at grace, that must have made it holy water.

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