Like it’s true. I’m an adult and I’m smart and I’m good at everything I do. I could clearly make a better volcano and they hurt my self-esteem by entering theirs in a competition I can’t join. When they started crying they got all the attention and it made me cry louder so bystanders would pay attention to me instead. The people restraining me said I’m the asshole (I’m not) but I think they’re the asshole for not acknowledging I’d make a better volcano or letting me prove it. ATTA?
Not the asshole - redditors know more than kids.
Of course they are, we all know that child was crying at you.
You spoke to a child? Ew
OP: “science fair” “competition”.
You mean an exclusive bourgeois dick measuring contest? Sounds like that little piggy imp had it coming.
