Like it’s true. I’m an adult and I’m smart and I’m good at everything I do. I could clearly make a better volcano and they hurt my self-esteem by entering theirs in a competition I can’t join. When they started crying they got all the attention and it made me cry louder so bystanders would pay attention to me instead. The people restraining me said I’m the asshole (I’m not) but I think they’re the asshole for not acknowledging I’d make a better volcano or letting me prove it. ATTA?

19 points

OP: “science fair” “competition”.

You mean an exclusive bourgeois dick measuring contest? Sounds like that little piggy imp had it coming.

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17 points

science Unfair

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5 points

There it is.

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12 points

The kid was probably bourgeois. I don’t care what happens to Romanovs so it was easy to emotionally distance myself from the situation.

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15 points

You spoke to a child? Ew

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I didn’t let them speak back. It was a simple passing comment before they turned it into a whole thing and when they tried to speak I plugged my ears and mocked them.

edit: And legally I should be able to scream at a child if they’re wrong. 1st amendment look it up.

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Not the asshole - redditors know more than kids.

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7 points

I know so much more than kids and could do anything better than them. I would debate any child and win but they don’t let me compete.

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12 points

That child sounds like a toxic narcissist. What’s their star sign? I’ll bet I already know without asking.

If I were you, I would have explained that life is not fair, and if they start gatekeeping competitions, then all they are really getting are participation trophies and are basically “whatabouting” actual science fairs. It’s almost like they don’t believe in fairness at all, despite being at a fair. I’ll bet if you look deep enough into that kids homework, you will find out they learned where Ruzzia is on a map, which makes them suspect at best.

How are you going to learn to make a proper volcano whilst gatekeeping the adults in the room who make the tough decisions like what whether to use plaster of Paris or papier mache? They’re too young and idealistic to get their volcanoes to be accepted by the broad public anyway. Best get behind the person with experience. You can brainstorm better volcanoes after we win the most important science fair in our lifetime.

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I’d agree with that diagnosis. I don’t know their star sign but I’m actually an empath and can see someone’s energy. They were not an indigo child, unlike me. Very grey aura if anything.

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11 points

That child was being emotionally manipulative. Obviously volcanoes are incredibly dangerous and should only be handled by experienced adults.

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That’s what I was screaming at the kid at one point. They’re only using baking soda and vinegar. I’D use lava. It would be so much more impressive and everyone would clap for me and love me. I was so mad at them I was shaking.

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