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God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
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I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
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How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
17 points
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
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Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
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The garden of Eden Dat Ass.
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And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.
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Juicy
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