How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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Blue whale.

You never said I had to win.

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They also never said in which environment:

Stranded blue whale.

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In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”

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With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?

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It isn’t blowhole.

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Get him on land and just keep punching for a few hours and you might just win!

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Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.

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Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?

Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.

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They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!

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They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.

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Probably a medium sized dog, if I’m being realistic. I can’t fight a fucking bear or box a kangaroo or wrestle an alligator

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You can it’s just unlikely you’d win

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No idea, a capybara maybe?

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Bro those things are fucking huge

And they do fight, albeit rarely.

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Anything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I’m going to pass on this challenge :)

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