How about an adolescent kangaroo?
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Blue whale.
You never said I had to win.
In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”
With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?
Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
Probably a medium sized dog, if I’m being realistic. I can’t fight a fucking bear or box a kangaroo or wrestle an alligator
No idea, a capybara maybe?
Anything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I’m going to pass on this challenge :)