How about an adolescent kangaroo?
Blue whale.
You never said I had to win.
In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”
With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?
Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
T-Rex. I mean, all I gotta do is remove one pin and the whole skeleton collapses.
Your mom!
Most beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it’s gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, …problem.
The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker’s gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.
A blue whale. (they won’t fight back b/c they don’t consider me a threat, and so when they wander away I win by technicality)
