101 points

I have a big brain, so I refuse all microchips. I won’t settle for anything less than a macrochip.

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23 points

they just shove a laptop in your skull

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10 points

Like a pringle the size of a pool tarp

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8 points

Time for a megachip

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7 points

Unfortunately, Robotron went out of business.

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1 point

“A small microchip about the size of a postcard”

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70 points

Personally, I think the technology has great potential. But under capitalism? Fuck no.

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36 points

Gimme open sourced brain chips and I’m in

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31 points

You are now required to use the command line just to think.

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22 points

Can you imagine getting stuck in vim?!

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2 points

Yes. Democratically produced and managed

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12 points

Lol i would say no under any system.

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3 points

There are legitimate, helpful uses for such technology

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Yeah, for example as a coder being able to conjecture code just by thinking it would be magical.

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54 points

Meh, I think the concept of interfacing directly with the brain is really interesting, I just don’t know if an Elon company is the one I want doing it.

Of course I’d rather have a brain interface that I didn’t have to implant though.

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35 points

Even if it’s not Elon Musk. Do you want to have brain surgery every 2 years to implant a new chip because the old one is obsolete?

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20 points

No, the tech needs to be developed such that regular surgery is unnecessary.

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1 point

I agree, but even if I did have to replace it, say, once a decade, it would make the surgery much more likely to be a success. When you can control the restriction of blood flow using the bodies own mechanisms, shut off the immune response within that area to remove rejection, and control the pain with targeted painkillers all automatically, the chances of dying on the table go away down. Not to mention the possible benefits of controlling your perspective of time, controlling emotions, having a perfect memory, being able to experience perfect VR, being able to remotely control machines, learning instantly via a download, automated control of replacement/additional limbs, and elimination of exhaustion all make it pretty attractive.

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11 points

I’d be completely fine with a usb port in the back of my skull to update it /s

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18 points

And now you need to replace usb-c with usb-d, unless you just bought an iPhone 30 then you need a thunderstorm cable (modeled after Steve Jobs dick).

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7 points

Cyberpunk style

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1 point

If it was from Apple, you’d end up with all your body parts as dongles. Including, uh, your dongle.

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1 point

Whoa.

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22 points

I agree that the concept is interesting, but honestly the damage that could be done with something like that is just not worth it.

With corporate greed you can’t be sure what weird step they decide to do next. And everything they do directly affects you. Not to speak of the possibility of getting hacked and having a weird version of the bee movie play in your head on loop.

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7 points

Imagine ransomware for your memories

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Either I cough up significantly more resources than I have, or they take decades of trauma away from me forever?

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52 points

Alternative answer: YES!

Companies know best what is good for us and people crave stuff with a micro- prefix, like microplastics (yummy), microtransactions (funny), microbial infections (it’s like a pet), microwaves in your brain (tickles), etc.

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8 points

^^ the most awesome answer!!! i love consooming!!!

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3 points

micropenis!

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3 points

I love my pet bacteria!

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I read somewhere that we have more bacteria in/on our bodies than actual cells containing out own DNA, so really, who’s the pet here?

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I mean, that’s how cautionary tales such as Black Mirror are supposed to work

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