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Last couple of times I was in the hospital overnight I asked for a set of earplugs. Best decision I ever made.

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They have small “overnight” bags with earplugs, eye covers, etc you can ask for.

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Based on a true story? What did you do, OP??? 😳😳😳🤩

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11 points

Work to save energy!

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But work almost always uses energy. Be lazy and do less to save energy. A machine that beeps less does less work.

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I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.

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As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.

Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.

And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Monty Python meaning of life

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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7 points

Plus, it was mostly Kif’s fault.

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Since he got pregnant by that woman, oh man, I think the toilet seat is like the uncle or something, he is not the same.

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“The patient died due to complications.”

“What complications?”

“Work-sleep balance.”

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