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What kind of dollar store hotdogs are you eating that taste like bologna?

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I’m more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn’t taste like hotdog.

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Do they taste like beef bologna?

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Bologna tastes like bologna of course, but hotdogs don’t have to. They are sometimes the same thing, sometimes not quite with different seasoning and smokiness. Just depends on who makes them. The hotdogs I get are beef, smoked with some mustard flavoring. If you just get generic hotdogs, they probably are the same thing as bologna. I like both, but would probably buy mortadella instead of bologna if available.

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Yeah bologna is fucking disgusting.

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If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

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Leave the tubed meat paste alone!

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That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

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It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

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Mortadella Philistine

My name is Mortadella Philistine

There’s a million meats I haven’t seen

Just you wait, just you wait…

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God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.

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That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.

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I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

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Bologna = mortadella

Oscar Mayer = frankfurter

Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(

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