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What’s “Fuck the time of day, I’m having fries and ketchup for breakfast” count as

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Are you my wife? I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.

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Your wife has good taste in breakfast food

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She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.

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8 points

Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee’s

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Damn, that’s an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.

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Oh, you’re British.

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Reheated pizza on a microwave gang here.

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4 points

uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?

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Many things I have had for breakfast, but I don’t think fries is one of them

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Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?

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Is that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?

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Oh, honey…

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Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that’s a meth pipe.

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Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.

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At first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.

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Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on

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The stock photo site it’s from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.

Description: Source

View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.

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Paleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism

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Death to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!

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These words are not in the bible

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I’m an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.

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Radical Centrism, get 'em boys

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