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Where do I become a holy fool?

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Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I’m already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend

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Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.

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Your local church

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Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?

(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)

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Had? I hope you’re ok.

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Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.

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I didn’t realize train robber was still an option

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An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

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Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…

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“All warfare is based […]”

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Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.

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I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

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It was never NOT an option.

We do still have trains, don’t we?

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Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?

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I’m a wojak artist.

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Prove it

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Here’s a creation of mine.

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Woah

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What the fuck is wojak?

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Here are some examples:

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I see. I never really got that thing. I guess I’m too old.

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Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who

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Cancellation incoming

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