Where do I become a holy fool?
Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I’m already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!
Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
