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A Pizza with the radius z and the height a has the volume V= Pi×z×z×a

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How do my pineapple chunks factor into the height?

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For each piece of pineapple where nea is height of a cone, p is radius of a cone and le equals 1/3, volume is Pi * nea * p * p * le.

You understand now why people don’t like pineaaples on their pizzas?

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3 points

The only reason people like pineapples in pizza is because they make cum taste better

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The only reason people don’t like it is because they haven’t tried it. I was a holdout for the longest time. Fun fact: Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek man.

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71 points

That must be from a Christian homeschooling textbook

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It’s really difficult to calculate circumference when the earth is flat.

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Sorry, I was home schooled. I can only count to three, but I can quote the Bible cover to cover… so that’s a skill.

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π ✟ π = 10

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The bible says π is 3, so they wouldn’t get it this wrong.

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And the Lord spake, saying, '‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’

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Unexpected Monty Python

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So the answer is Jesus. Y’know, because “he’s the answer to everything?”

So happy to be atheist now …

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53 points

It’s to make the numbers simple because they aren’t important, the methodology is

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I get that, it’s like rounding gravitational acceleration (on earth) to 10…

But why don’t they just use 3, preceded by a “pi is a little more than 3, but for now we’ll round down to 3.”

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Especially given that using π=3 is accurate enough for most daily use by ordinary people for ordinary things.

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3 or 5 is equally inaccurate. Engineers usually round it up from however accurate they need it. Scientists usually try to use it to as many digits of significance as they can.

3 or 5 is equally inaccurate, it doesn’t matter which you use if you think that’s accurate. Most people, engineers and scientists and mathematicians, use computers, but you’ll find they can get inaccurate pretty quickly too.

Again, 3 or 5 is a meaningless distinction to round an irrational number to. 3 is not an accurate value of pi in any sense and neither even is 3.14.

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The only thing I can think of is that they wanted the math to be easy, and somehow thought 3 was easier than 5. But, that’s hard to believe because the only other numbers used were all 10s, so it’s 3*10*10*10 vs. 5*10*10*10.

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Sure, until you actually need the correct result of the circumference of a circle and think pi is 5.

Misinformation is education. Welcome to the future.

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Like, at least make it 3 instead of 5. Still allows for mental math

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It’s fucking pi. It’s a constant that will never change in their entire lives, just teach reality the first time instead of making up a thousand little lies to correct later.

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Or just use a cube and say one side is 5 long. Does it really have to be a cylinder?

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8 points

This is what we get when we cater to the dumbest kids in the class.

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The dumbest kids in class can’t handle algebra.

It’s a really bad question for all sorts of reasons. Firstly because they defining π as 5 (it’s not even close to the real value) and they never explain what h is.

Also you should probably just use letters everywhere at this point and not use π unless π equals π.

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3 points

No child left behind = every child left behind.

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I was thinking more it’s Freedom Pi from Florida or Texas or something.

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So? You think you’ll get the correct result by using 3? Or 3.14? Not quite. You can only get infinitesimally close to the correct result by increasing digits of pi.

And of course, if you really need that circumference for something critical, guess what? You use the things people developed for this very problem, software packages, and so on. And of course, you get it double checked, triple checked.

If it’s assume pi is 5, it’s not misinformation. If they point guns at kids and say it’s 5 for real, then yes.

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Or you could just use 3.14 which is infinitesimally more correct than 5, not lie about the number and aim for correctness and accuracy so people learn how to do things right the first time.

If you can’t handle a few decimal points then you aren’t ready for pi, go back to third grade.

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Then let’s teach kids to use Wolfram Alpha.

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Of course. They already use it like it’s some kind of hack. Make it official. Teach them the ins and outs of Wolfram. Better than memorising and regurgitating information, no?

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47 points

“One! Two! Five!” “Three sire!” “Three!”

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It’s an engineer’s pi.

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Added safety tolerance

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Not necessarily. Calculating the flotation of a cylindrical pontoon using pi=5 will leave you with a boat that sinks!

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So it’s like a baker’s dozen?

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