HOBO

I always remember that plant in Japan that was hooked up to a computer that would get sad if no one talked to it, but will be full of excited energy anytime someone spoke to it.

Now I apologise to a tree if I need to take a leak on it.

And that’s how to sex robot industry was created!

I reworked an old phrase because of him.

“You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you’re a fucking idiot.”

Yeah I do, I anthropomorphise everything lol, I apologized to my door for bumping it with my wood trollie yesterday.

It might not have feelings, but I do and I felt bad.

Yeah he may be a borderline racist, homophobic bully who tortured and harrased people back stage, but he ain’t no murderer, the worst has to be a fight between benoit and snooka imo.

Texas is smaller than the state of Western Australia, while the USA is only slightly bigger than Australia.

Some theatres in the US are showing a double feature with the Barbie movie and Oppenheimer. With the 2 movies being dramatically different tones its weird they would do that.

I love how he tried to make that documentary about masculinity and accidentally made the most unironically homoerotic piece of media… that trailer was just filled with buff dudes barely clothed shining lights directly at their junk. I’ve seen more subtly in actual gay porn.

Yeah, but where’s the fun in that!?

That’s how most my messages look before I fix them when I type normal.