Pretty much the only true ones are the ones about large webbing or orange/yellow field spots, because they indicate a watermelon that’s left to ripen for longer, but between natural variability and improved farming techniques, there’s no certainty.

Bump amber whataboutism

I know people who love raw onion enough to try this

Aren’t one of the invader groups that he fought off the Saxons and other Germanic groups?

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then kneecap life while it’s distracted trying to figure out how the hell you did it

If I’m not wrong, it’s a constant process of slur-ification and reclamation.

And also protest!

Excuse me, it’s called a dot hog.

I haven’t watched SBSP, so take this with a pinch of salt: Patrick looks like he’s the grown up Bart Simpson under the sea.