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This is bad for gaming. Mark my words the price of health potions will double!

Water retention sucks.

Secret Service had to be punished for their screw up.

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

We would never let something like this happen in the Midwest.

As an honorary Chicogoan (I’ve been there twice) and owner of the giant bean (I licked it while I was there), I must say this is disappointing.

They exist. They’re called private jets.

I wanted to honor his legacy.