NormalPerson

Yeah I’m so glad HBO gives him so much room. He’s able to go after people who would otherwise keep him tied up in court. I always miss the Colbert Report but this guy, who is definitely Bill Maher, is my other favorite.

But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.

It was a joke on the Indian Elections ep of Last Week Tonight about Modi/'s people going after anyone criticizing Modi.

Did you ask them to fix your title yet?

https://youtu.be/EqZjo_gSBVM

Depends, what would happen if I stopped time in a moving car? Like if I were to stop time when that one car was swerving in and out of traffic, almost hit someone, then flicked them off?

If I stopped time then would I still be carried by the momentum and splat against the inside of my car leaving everyone frozen forever or undo time stop and some freak accident is talked about on the news?

Or do I get to stop time while they’re flipping the bird, pull their car off to the side of the road, take off their tires, fill their gas tank with sugar, then swipe their offending finger in their butt crack and leave it pressed against their upper lip?

That pizza place doesn’t like Rich Evans.

My knees won’t let me forget.

Would have been great to have had Biden bow out at the podium before the debate started and then have wrestling entrance music play as Kamala enters.

A grand entrance and not having attention is what really scares Trump. And fact checking.

It’s against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone’s person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.