I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

Was just coming here to say it lmao

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

I was just coming to say this, thanks!

I just use 'em to either launch my enemies on low-grav planets, or to make the AI leave cover if I can’t be arsed to flush 'em out myself.

Bust a couple caps in the Well, and everyone starts screaming; it’s pretty hilarious because it keeps going way longer than necessary.

Hmmm, still no apple… Better stare a little longer, just to make sure I’m not gay.

Real talk, if even Steam is Chromium-based, how can I escape? Is there a non- or less-evil, but similar launcher? I’m trying to shift away, but it’s really difficult since everyone I know uses at least one, usually many of those programs.