Rindel
Rindel@lemmy.world
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Cagey war veteran forms a militia and starts recruiting troops at banana-point.
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My jam is an indie game called Warsim! It’s got a delightful arena battle minigame that you can bet on, complete with audience interference, a spike pit, and goblin streakers. After that, you can have a pint of various drinks in one of dozens of unique taverns, and round out the evening by presiding over the royal court and issuing decrees, proclamations, and dropping unruly petitioners through my personal trapdoor.
6 points
Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
They forgot to feed him enough poor people this week.