Every time he opens his face sphincter.

WTF? I love gun regulations now!

-Republicans

And plans to increase federal spending at his shitty golf hotels

Satan Take the Wheel

The judges were looking for Train Wreck but will accept Bus Wreck.

Deep pocket degenerates

He spitballs everything hoping that one day he might be right about something.

It’s about appeasing trump

They’re better at fake outrage than we are at actual outrage.

Gravity