Sakanaaaa

hero_hei made great point

Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d see.

They’re not the same, but they definitely are similar.

I mean it would also help if we had a functional tax system in the US that wasn’t deliberately made overly complicated to encourage people to pay for tax filing services.

Looking at a picture of my first birthday cake in a photo album. However I don’t remember the actual cake directly or anything else from back then lol.

Yeah cuz meeting people and getting to know them sucks on ice. I have no idea how you’re supposed to do it without like going to school and being forced to be around the same people all day until you figure out which ones you hate the least as a matter of survival.

I had a coworker who loved to tell us about how he get married after taking a pickup artist class.

He’d sleep in his car in the office parking lot so he wouldn’t have to deal with his kids in the mornings.

“We always look at things we’re interested in looking at.” Fucking genius shit here.

Unless printed meat ends up being cheaper to produce, then actual farm animals will exist solely for the rich.

So nice of insurance companies to decide that our teeth, eyes, and minds aren’t part of our bodies.