rockkicker

THE SPEED LIMIT TODAY

ME TOMORROW

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

+ chef wearing black gloves

because his brain is fucking cooked is why

immersive sim isn’t a buzzword; it’s a specific genre of game

there’s like 2 buzzwords in that sentence, if you count video game titles, and if you count “a game he directed” as only a buzzword

if hideo kojima compared a game he was working on to metal gear, would you call that a buzzword?

guys it has ZERO percent on rotten tomatoes

how can you NOT be excited for this film

• square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
• step back into range
• look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
• wind body up for maximum beyblade power
• make contact with target using the side of your wrist

good thing they didn’t actually kill him or there might be consequences

do these absolute buffoons not know how important my crude portfolio is?

in-built, automatic tactile feedback that you need to reload because you feel 2 shots instead of 3

better than the british solution of “count in your head how many bullets you’ve used and reload when you hit 30”