They sure did have bus seat scribble types back then too. Some of my favourite ancient Roman graffiti quotes:
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!
https://imperiumromanum.pl/en/curiosities/obscene-graffiti-of-ancient-romans
I was Gonna say… I distinctly remember Roman graffiti (specifically Pompeii) being just as dumb as the shit that got scribbled all over the band/choir bathrooms.
I particularly enjoy that “[Name] was here” is fairly timeless and seemingly universal.