I just trained her to snuggle up in my lap instead. Only took a month or so and that’s what she’s done for years now.
Ah, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you’re wrong. It was her plan all along to sleep on your lap, she just tricked you into thinking “you trained her” to do so. Whenever you think you are smarter than your cat, you live in the illusion they created. They are superior beings. We are just humble servents and science experiments.
Honestly the way I look at it is more that I just had to let her know how I prefer to cuddle with her and she was cool with it. It just took a while to do that because aside from not speaking English she doesn’t even really think the same way at all so.
Your cat doesn’t speak english? Was she homeschooled or from overseas or something?