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Yeah but where’s your poop knife?

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aaah I get this reference

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That’s what the three shells are for.

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Pfffffffff he doesn’t know how the three shells work!

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Wait, so I’m not supposed to throw them at other cars in traffic?

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I’m still trying to understand which of the three shells is the correct one to use as a poop knife

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We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

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All 3 held between the fingers, with a punching action.

That brings up a question; if Wolverine claws at a poop and retracts his claws, does the poop get wiped off by his gloves and skin or does the poop go into his forearm?

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ah, je mean de poop clogs?

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It sure does.

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Just use a shit stirrer.

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5 points

The mashitty?

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