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This is only hilarious because I’m not T-Swizzle. Lunch thieves are the worst, and this is comedic gold.

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if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!

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seems people took this joke seriously 😐

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I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.

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It’s illegal in most places.

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I recommend to use extremely hot chilli Instead.

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You are advocating for at best food poisoning or at worse attempted murder.

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