My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I’m sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.
https://lemmy.world/c/nottheonion
I didn’t find a Not the Cheese and Onion community though
If we don’t truly die until we’re forgotten by the living, he’s gonna live a long time as the ancestor that passed away at the hands of cheese wheels.
He’s going to haunt those hallowed cheese halls. Some one bust out the Luigi board.