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My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I’m sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.

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If we don’t truly die until we’re forgotten by the living, he’s gonna live a long time as the ancestor that passed away at the hands of cheese wheels.

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That’s a very philosophically positive way of thinking about it!

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He’s going to haunt those hallowed cheese halls. Some one bust out the Luigi board.

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Luigi board

Is that the Italian version of a Ouija Board?

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He’ll be reposted for all of eternity

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Yeah, I sort of feel like something like this would be a horrifying death process followed by an afterlife of “yeah, ok, that was a pretty funny way to go out.”

You can only hope that the end arrives quickly with something like this.

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Does anyone know if there is a nottheonion community on lemmy?

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https://lemmy.world/c/nottheonion

I didn’t find a Not the Cheese and Onion community though

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