That is more than just evil.

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

:(

Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

I know some that claimed to like that song and did exactly what the song sung about.

Rhythmically it also works for Offspring’s Bad Habit