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Nothing. I’ve read enough Monkey’s Paw stories to know this is a bad idea.

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Poof, you now have nothing

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That’s still a step up for some people

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We’ve also got a growing community for these: !monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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You end up with a genie begging you to make a wish every waking moment of your life, ala “three thousand years of longing”

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Yep, the worst kind of story. “Be careful what you wish for, because you might get fine print.”

Main characters: make wish Monkey’s Paw: gives wish and something else Main characters: Oh, the problem was me wanting the reasonable thing, not that I trusted a really shady entity in asking for it! Me: May I leave this planet now?

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Depends if there is a scientist across the street.

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