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“this doesn’t taste of anything” a disparaging remark

“I can’t feel anything” rather alarming at times

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“I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

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Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.

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But my balls will be slapping my thighs…

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None of us are every touching anything since the space between our atoms is so vast. Something something forcefields created by electron cloud activity

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I can’t feel anything. That’s what she said :(

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