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Pizza gets better as “a” approaches zero.

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Thin crust + thin toppings.

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One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!

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One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don’t stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.

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Sir this is a pizza hut

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Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.

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That’s just a bread loaf with cheese on top

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Remember that Z is the radius. It’s flatter than you think. I made sure to reference an actual rectangle before making that statement.

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9 points

But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0

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12 points

But it’s approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌

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When is the pizza ready? When has it approached zero?!

We gotta get these pies moving cousin. 10 minutes or less or it’s free, that’s what big Tony says. We never should have let you take over operations, cousin, not with your fancy math degree. I felt bad because you couldn’t find job anywhere else. But what gabagool. What will mother say? You’re going to make her cry.

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