Ah yes, the golden days of yore. It was the simple days of System of a Down, funny Adam Sandler movies, and JNCO jeans. Oh to be back in those halcyon days.

Last century

My mom is a therapist in an elementary school and she said all the kids call the 90’s the 1900’s and it’s hilarious. They aren’t wrong, but damn do I feel old. I’m not even old enough to remember living in the 90’s, so I can’t even imagine how old my mom must feel.

“the 1900s” feels like 1900-1909, but “the 20th century” feels like 1995-1999. I wonder why.

I used to work at a gas station that the register wouldn’t let us proceed at all if we didn’t scan an ID or enter a birthday, people got so offended.

I always get excited when they card now lol

Damn, sign says only under thirty here.

I’m sorry but what’s wrong with your country (the sign)?

I haven’t been carded in years and I’m 27. I think it’s the beard.

Oh shit I only have ~ 17 years left over until that. That’s not a lookout I needed today.