My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:
-
Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.
-
Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.
-
Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.
-
All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.
-
Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.
Saved you a click.
I slammed my Blue Eyes White Dragon on my phone screen, but it didn’t show me the text of the post?? Do I need a Black Lotus or something?
i play pot of greed!
and then… pot of greed!
reveals exodia
nothing personnel kid
I really don’t think I would have a cat anymore if that happened more than once…
As dear old dad used to say, “I’ll beat everybody involved!”
Or, joking about the dogs, “I’ll beat the big one with the little one!” Although I’m not sure how much asswhooping you can get done with a spider carcass. Shelob maybe?
My cat once brought me a frog. He was an indoor cat and we were on the 2nd floor. I do not know where the frog came from.
Imagine breaking the frog record for jumping and then getting eaten by a fucking cat before getting to pass on your genes.
This must be a uniquely terrifying experience for Aussie cat owners.