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I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal

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In most of Europe, probably.

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Nah, in Germany they sell sausages in the colors of our flag whenever the football world championship happens, though they aren’t licorice flavored as far as I know

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Billa has Käseleberkäse this color right now btw.

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33 points

I mean fennel is liquorice flavored and it’s what makes Italian sausage shine. I’d be down to try it.

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If there’s anyone who’s gonna fuck this up, it’s Oscar Meyer.

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Ugh. That’s a good point.

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One of the chain stores sells branded shiny sausages. The semolina in the composition gives them shine. Also, when you bite into a sausage, a jelly similar to snot trails behind the piece. As you understand, there is no meat in these sausages (although it is present in the composition).

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Love the vague meat content … chicken, pork, beef … whatever leftovers we have

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What do you expect from Wieners? They are like the Rote Wurst of Germany: Better not ask whats in there.

Edit: Can’t spell for good (sorry).

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No, I actually mean Rote Wurst.

Bockwurst aka Rote Wurst.

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4 points

chicken beak, pigs tail, and cow nipple.

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I think sausage made from cow’s teats is quite a tasty product.

My grandfather loved liver sausage, and I became nostalgic for this product. I decided to buy this sausage, but modern liver sausage under any brand consists of 1% liver and 99% flour…

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yeah cow teats doesn’t sound so bad. it does sound funny though.

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4 points

Whatever isn’t okay to put in cat food we make into hot dogs.

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I’d argue you could even put plastic and sawdust in there and you wouldn’t taste a difference.

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It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.

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Yo you like pig ass? Bruh

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Look, it’s the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s’more.

You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don’t deserve bread.

…apple pie and Chevrolet.

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You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.

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If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.

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The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

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Artificial vanilla flavor is often derived from wood pulp anymore IIRC.

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21 points

Speaking as a Scandinavian, I’d definitely try this 😂

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it’s but another thing to put ketchup on

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That’s what she said.

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you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce

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