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And now for the secret ingredient… fear.

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I see we are using the Gordon Ramsay cookbook today. I prefer Justin Wilson, where the secret ingredient is wine for the cook

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Personally, I prefer Alton Brown, where the secret ingredient is goofiness.

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Personally I prefer Jamie Oliver where all the ingredients are olive oil

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There’s an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark from old school Nickelodeon (1992 to 1996) that had this as the exact premise.

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Gotta have fear

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Just make sure to separate the yellow fear from the white fear.

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Once I got a double yellow fear. That was a good day.

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Don’t pass on the double solid fear.

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Yep, especially if you’re a Green Lantern

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You should use all-purpose fear, bread fear will make the cake tough.

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If you don’t have fresh fear, canned fear works fine.

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If you don’t have fresh vedk store bought is okay

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All I could find was “I can’t believe it’s not vedk”. Is that ok?

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It just won’t be as schmonfy, should be good enough though

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I like how it just explicitly refuses to label the butger bowls

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Because deep down he knows that is butter not butger.

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Fear is my favourite type of egg to use in cakes.

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Yeah here I was using love. Never thought of fear. I imagine it to have an essence of piss of the pants.

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Fear of getting salmonella.

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