For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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Does it have to be from D&D? Because there’s a blood-fueld submachine gun that does fire damage in a GURPS supplement and it’s, uh, totally in line with my backstory.

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I’m listening :)

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🙋‍♂️

Does it count if I published it as a free Amazon download?

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I will allow it. But don’t push it. or I’ll equip a futur boss with it later down the road… mouhahahahaha

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@ahdok@ttrpg.network I miss you

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Aw. I’m sorry.

I’ve been busy drawing the daily Konsi though.

Here you go.

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Ahhh Konsi warms my heart

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I’m a simple man, and will just ask for a AD&D 1e Unusual Sword +5 Holy Avenger, with an Intelligence of 17. Love me that 50% magic resistance in 5 foot radius, dispel magic at will, and +10 damage vs. Chaotic Evil.

Since I’m choosing, I’ll assume optimum rolls for an “unusual sword”, and take: All 14 extraordinary powers: charm person, clairaudience, clairvoyance, determine direction and depth, ESP, flying, heal, illusion, leviathan, strength, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, and X-ray vision.

Its Special Purpose should be slay “non-human monsters” disintegrating them on a hit unless they save (sure its special purpose should be slaying evil, but that’s so restrictive. It should speak 10 languages.

Before I forget, it ought to match my alignment, so its ego doesn’t overwhelm mine and make me stab myself or something. But maybe that’s where the fun for the DM comes in?

They sure don’t make 'em like they used to.

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Hmmmm. This would be a weird addition to the game. Since they are monsters themselves XD

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Yeah, you’d definitely want to keep a sword like that happy, since it might decide to disintegrate you. Plenty of other options for its goal (who it wants to stab) that might be more interesting narratively.

I was just describing one the most OP swords possible in the original DMG — and when just about everyone is a “non-human monster” that’s the power option.

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Whats in the book of sex magic kept in ankh-moreparks dungeon? It could only be read in an ice cold room by wizards over 80 years old, ideally when dead. Sounds like a good find.

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My 120 years old Liche : Interesting…

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Mmmm double entendre on your synonym while doubly qualified. Amazing!

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