For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

49 points

Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already

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Be careful that they don’t end up asking for stuff like… I dunno

The wand of Orcus

The book of vile dead

Sphere of annihilation

all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha

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The wand of Orcus

Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)

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The Armor of the Dread Emperor.

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I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.

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One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:

:) !!

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The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUazW0xIObw

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ever published

Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.

their master, an Ancient Red Dragon

That gives me some ideas.

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Im listening

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A baaaaaad dragon

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*beer opens

Keep going

*lands feet on coffee table

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Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

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Voodoo dildo my ass

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It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.

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Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.

There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.

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“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

“It’s both.”

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Oglaf is the best

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Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there’s still the “Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain” from the Book of Vile Darkness.

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I’ll allow it

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