For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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ever published

Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.

their master, an Ancient Red Dragon

That gives me some ideas.

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Oglaf is the best

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Im listening

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A baaaaaad dragon

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Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

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*beer opens

Keep going

*lands feet on coffee table

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Voodoo dildo my ass

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Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.

There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.

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“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

“It’s both.”

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It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.

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Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there’s still the “Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain” from the Book of Vile Darkness.

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Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already

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Be careful that they don’t end up asking for stuff like… I dunno

The wand of Orcus

The book of vile dead

Sphere of annihilation

all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha

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The wand of Orcus

Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)

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The Armor of the Dread Emperor.

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Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.

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I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you

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Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It’s all worth it now.

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Entirely, I really miss those weeks where we got those comics

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For Konsi, the perfect item would be the Resurrection Sphere. Infinite use wish-tier resurrection, with a 1 minute casting time.

It still counts if it’s a 3pp Pathfinder item, right?

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For Konsi indeed good choice. She wouldnt care they come back as different races. Which would lead to both hilarious and fucked up moments with the families of the deceased

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Spoilers for the author’s campaign below, which might also be spoilers for the comics if they follow the story as is.

Considering Konsi >!herself came back as an orc according to ahdok!<

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I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.

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One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:

:) !!

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