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Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

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My pH is ~7.4

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‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

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Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

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Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

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Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

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‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

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Accurate

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Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

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I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

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Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

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I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

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Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

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Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

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A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

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That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

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All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

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Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

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Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

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Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

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That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

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You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

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