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Do yourself a favor(slrpnk.net)

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incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

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SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

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TheFriar@lemm.ee
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Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

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JoYo@lemmy.ml
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you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

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RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.

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Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

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incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

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Tyfud@lemmy.one
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That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

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dewritoninja@pawb.social
90 points

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

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Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
15 points

“Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

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imgprojts@lemmy.ml
5 points

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

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ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

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Agent641@lemmy.world
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Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

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SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world
78 points

Make better coleslaw maybe?

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Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

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Delphia@lemm.ee
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Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

Elevate your cullinary game folks.

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°˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
51 points

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

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Blackout@kbin.social
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He probably does it while eating slaw

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CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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Like a boss

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