I keep a light up plastic sword beside my bed for this very reason. The same fun for a tenth of the cost and it hangs nicely on my towel rack while I pee.
okay that sounds kinda dope tbh
I would actually use this.
They’re blue. Exactly the wrong spectrum to get you to sleep.
“I got these kickass orbs, but now I’m wired as balls at 3AM.”
🤷🏻♂️
Dude in /r/LV426 was making blown glass Alien eggs, couldn’t resist. I can leave the red light on all night, but still see and not get wired up. Also, long wavelengths make skin look smoother and nicer. “Does your wife like ‘photographs’? Know what I mean?” Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
(I’m channeling Python, but sex in red light is truly a thing.)
EDIT: You can set them to red! Now I’m diggin’ them.
See, it’s times like this when I really wish that the whole “/u/Stamets and Startrek.website are paid Paramount shills” thing was true.
I would like money.
Probably the circuitry required for the “wireless” charging so you can just drop it in that little holder instead of having to unplug it
Assuming ofc you can take the image at face value
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
“Eris…Get your rock, off my Toilet.”
“Don’t joke! You ever been hit with a rock? Ahh… I miss Eris.”
:3
(On a tangentially-related note, it still kinda blows my mind that Eris Morn the creepy space witch… is actually a Hunter and not a Warlock.)
