Where do you put it in the bathroom?
On the counter and then it rolls off the edge and falls to the floor and shatters
Judging by the look of it in the pic I’d guess it’s those silicon balls that LEDs can be put into, so it’d be squishy and not shatter
Actually a pretty smart use of led tech
Maybe it could set on the towel rack. Idk. That’d be my first concern also. Even after cleaning my own bathroom I assume aerosolized germs are everywhere and carry nothing in there that doesn’t belong there.
It can’t roll off the counter and provides improved illumination for guys to aim. For ladies, they can sit with confidence that the seat is down and there are no spiders. Then, it is gently rinsed by the flush afterwards.
After a cursory search, it turns out toilet illumination is already a thing.
I would actually use this.
See, it’s times like this when I really wish that the whole “/u/Stamets and Startrek.website are paid Paramount shills” thing was true.
I would like money.
Probably the circuitry required for the “wireless” charging so you can just drop it in that little holder instead of having to unplug it
Assuming ofc you can take the image at face value
They’re blue. Exactly the wrong spectrum to get you to sleep.
“I got these kickass orbs, but now I’m wired as balls at 3AM.”
🤷🏻♂️
Dude in /r/LV426 was making blown glass Alien eggs, couldn’t resist. I can leave the red light on all night, but still see and not get wired up. Also, long wavelengths make skin look smoother and nicer. “Does your wife like ‘photographs’? Know what I mean?” Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
(I’m channeling Python, but sex in red light is truly a thing.)
EDIT: You can set them to red! Now I’m diggin’ them.
“Eris…Get your rock, off my Toilet.”
“Don’t joke! You ever been hit with a rock? Ahh… I miss Eris.”
:3
(On a tangentially-related note, it still kinda blows my mind that Eris Morn the creepy space witch… is actually a Hunter and not a Warlock.)
White/Blue light is a fucking terrible choice for something like this. Blue light makes you more alert and reduces quality of sleep, so you’ll be more tired than before you had this.
That will certainly look a bit Ood wink wink
