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Seriously wtf, amerikkka now has three different flavors of fascist to choose from for president.
More like “Literally anybody else” polls at 22%
That was where Perot was in March of ‘92, btw- he peaked at 37% in June until people learned he hired detectives to investigate HW, and after he called NAACP members “you people”.
This guy’s literally said that coronavirus was engineered to spare Jewish and Chinese people and it’s barely made a dent so far
He said Wifi makes your brain bleed. Also that cell phones cause cancer and that’s why he doesn’t carry his in his pocket, right before pulling his phone out of his pocket.
Why does every third party candidate have to be a crank?
Highest placed third party candidate in US elections:
2020 - Libertarian bozo | 2016 & 2012 - Libertarian bozo (same guy) | 2008 to 2000 Socdem (same guy) | 1996 & 1992 - Trump but less boorish | 1988 - The libertarian bozo Reddit loved in the early 2010s | Literally 1984 - Libertarian bozo | 1980 - Lib | 1976 - Socdem | 1972 - The racist single-issue candidate | 1968 - “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” | 1964 - Comrade supporting a form of socialism nobody but map game modders remembers nowadays | 1960 & 1956 - racist single-issue voters for… no candidate | 1952 - Socdem | 1948 - The racist single-issue candidate (who was a US Senator until 2003) | 1944 - Texas fascists | 1940, 1932 & 1928 - Radlib socialist | 1936 - Nazi | 1924 - Socdem | 1920, 1908, 1904 - Gigachad Eugene V. Debs | 1916 - Socdem who would reject socialism in 2 years’ time | 1912 - The Republican Party candidate lmao | 1900 - The booze is bad party candidate
:vote: Afroman for president
The year is 2050 and the United States is embroiled in a civil war between a federal government coopted by a bunch of Chinese boomers who think meditating super hard will make them fly; the Mormons, who have decided to bring back the “blood oathe against the American government” thing; and Scientologists.
