159 points

Be far more cruel to give all blind people eyesight for 3 years.

Just enough time to get used to it, enjoy it, maybe get a drivers license or start a career.

Then one day, it goes away again without explanation.

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Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

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60 points

Installing the codecs definitely take longer than 30s

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15 points

Probably don’t have hardware decoding configured yet either.

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4 points

But most blind people haven’t been blind for ever, most slowly lost their vision to my knowledge.

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26 points

Also enough time for equipments and resources get thrown out.

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63 points

I think I saw some doctor on YouTube explaining that most blind people don’t see pure black. They have varying levels of sight that count as being legally blind due to cataracts or something else.

Don’t get me wrong, the relief they feel for that 30 seconds for their disabilities to come back still fits in with the spirit of this meme.

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This is probably more aimed towards the people that are born or go completely blind later in life

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Completely blind later is very much worse IMO.

Knowing what you’re missing, and being able to do nothing about it, really sucks, especially full blindness, not just legally blind.

Don’t get me wrong, legally blind (just seeing shapes and stuff) still sucks, it’s just hard to compare to full blindness.

I say this as my brother’s medical situation is slowly causing his retina to detach which will lead to full blindness. He’s a graphic designer by education. It’s cruel. He’s not quite legally blind yet, he can still drive in good conditions, but it’s degenerative and getting worse, and will not get better, only worse. The only treatment is to slow the deterioration, nothing will prevent or reverse it.

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I’m sorry to hear that. That really sucks.

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I don’t know the breakdown of the statistics, but yeah there are different kinds and levels of blindness. Blindness can be due to physical damage to the lense, retina, optic nerve, or the visual processing area of the brain. It can be due to clouded lenses like cataracts. It can be due to malformations of the retina, non-functioning cones/rods, or shape of the lens or eyeball itself. Some of those lead to total blindness, but lead to varying degrees of vision impairment, up to and including legal blindness. Some of those can be corrected for with glasses, contacts, surgery or even electronic neural interfaces in some cases. Some are just permanent and can’t be improved.

The kind of blindness I find most interesting is when the eyes and optic nerve function normally, but the party of the brain that processes vision just doesn’t function for various reason, but the part of the brain that processes spatial awareness does still function. Those people have no sight at all, but they are still able to perceive objects and space around them and, for example, avoid obstacles when walking, despite but being able to see the obstacles in a visual sense.

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61 points

Good meme. Everybody replying how you could make this more cruel without realising it wouldn’t make it more funny

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19 points

It can be fun to be creative

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Let’s remake it. Instead of completely reverting it after 30 seconds, do the following:

  • change timespan to 30 days
  • after each blink, you see a WinRar-esque trial window which you have to close manually by touching your butthole with bare fingers.
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That last one is just what everyone already has to deal with, though.Right? …right? Guys?

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I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

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10 points

Brings a new meaning to “cracked winrar”

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4 points

Way ahead of you! Did that 5 years ago! Still get a notification through my colon that my finger is out of date and needs to be updated now and then, but I just consider that a bonus 🤷

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Had me in the first half there. But Bill Gates didn’t write winrar and 7zip works just fine on windows, so I’m not sure what that whole rant was about.

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2 points

I know I do, had a hemorrhoid bust back there, now it itches unless I use a bidet which I don’t have

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3 points

Do they even still charge for WinRAR?

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1 point

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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53 points

Wait, what if we’re all blind and seeing is just momentarily gaining vision inbetween blinks

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Commenting here so I can remember to come back and read this when I am good and high.

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19 points

Fuckkk.

What if you just - - forgot - - how to see?

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You joke, but that’s kindof a thing.

The occipital lobe is responsible for us being able to proccess and turn the info our eyes gather into what we see. Severely damaging is can make us be unable to process the info our eyes collect and be effectively blind. Even though there is nothing wrong with our eyes.

You can have a stroke in your occipital lobe and just wake up blind. Or get hit in the back of your head and lose your vision.

Basicly forget how to see.

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15 points

Commenting here so I can remember not to come back and read this when I’m sober.

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8 points

Another fear unlocked. Thanks I guess?

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